BMW P2 A/M
8/8/00, Maastricht, Holland—Well, I’ve always wanted to really see Europe, and for the next few months that’s just what I intend to do. I’ve always come over here on business before, and had unreasonable and overbearing bosses who insisted that I spend at least some of my time working.
This trip I am taking a low speed tour from Amsterdam to Morocco on a Beemer that has been specially modified for European driving. The modification consists of starting with an official BMW logo and attaching a bicycle to it. This allows me to avoid the high cost of petrol here on the continent. I can now get 90 km per liter of espresso, this drops to 50 km with regular coffee and I develop a terrible ping with decaf.
The proper nomenclature for my custom driving machine is the BMW P2 A/M: this stands for BMW 2 pedal Amsterdam/Morocco.
So far my trip has gotten off to a slow start. I cycled for 20 km in Amsterdam following the signs to leave town, and ended up one block from where I started. I decided to have breakfast again and got off to a fresh start. Holland has excellent bicycle trails with excellent road signs written in perfect Dutch, but I still kept getting lost even though 99% of the Dutch people speak good English. The 1% that don’t speak English spend all of their time on benches by the side of the bicycle trails.
My first experience camping out and getting back to nature was probably about as comfortable as that of the GIs just after D-Day. Nobody warned me that the Dutch mosquitos are almost the size of Messerschmidts and as bloodthirsty as Count Dracula. I quickly got inside my tent and spent a somewhat comfortable night until the cows arrived. I think they came into the woods to escape the mosquitos, who were using their pasture for a runway.
On Friday evening I arrived, tired and saddle sore, in Maastricht, which is the prettiest European city I’ve seen so far. The city was founded in 50 B.C., and the waitress in the inn down the street was here to greet the first Roman legionnaires when they arrived to put up the city walls. I’ve also found one of the neatest hotels I’ve ever seen in my travels. The Hotelboot was an old river boat that is now moored at the edge of town and rents cabins.
Talk to ya later,
Bill
