Just the Facts, Ma’am
I have been running into magical borders out in the natural world—by which I mean places or situations where the evidence of my senses appears out of synch with the laws of physics—ever since I was a young child. I learned early on to simply shrug these things off, under the assumption that a certain degree of magic is inherent out in the wild. Northern California’s rugged beauty lends itself to such a way of thinking.
Anyway, at some point in my adult life I became interested in bringing an empirical analysis to certain incidents, to see what I might discover. I had reached an age where I was comfortable that magical prohibitions wouldn’t cause such experiences to dry up. I have always been respectful of rules and obligations emanating from the realm of Faërie.
So, yesterday I took the dogs for a romp on the trail where the older one pulled off one of her magical feats last month. She has a German Shepherd-style elegance, and I’ve noticed more incidents of late where she seems to materialize across boundaries and barriers in a manner that defies easy explanation. Cats are notorious for doing this, but it’s a little more unusual in an animal her size.
The instance last month presented an immediate hazard to her livewire younger sister, who is of a totally different genetic makeup. We were heading back to the trailhead after a long hike, when I noticed the older one running up the hillside to the right of the trail in pursuit of something that had caught her interest. The thing is, there was a barbed wire fence in the way that she had somehow managed to cross. The younger one, not about to be left out of any action, took off at full speed towards the hillside. I yelled at her just before she slammed into the barbed wire, taking it right in the face. Dumb dog didn’t even see it. She came back with bloody pricks all over her muzzle; fortunately, it missed her eye. Stupid dog! I was examining her wounds when the other one materialized back on our side of the fence. The puppy’s injuries were minor, and we just continued on back to the car.
Yesterday, I stopped at the same spot to try to figure out how the dog had so easily gotten past the fence. It had occurred to me that there might have been a breach in the barbed wire in an adjacent section, or that the fencing might have been constructed in such a way that she could have gone around it. But I found neither to be the case. Unless the park district has repaired a breach in the fence during the past month, the only rational explanation I could come up with is that she must have recognized the barrier, got down on her belly, and slid under the lowest strand of barbed wire, which looked to be around 15 inches off the ground. It’s a stretch, and it defies reason that she would have been able to pull off such a feat without drawing my attention either coming or going. But there simply is no other rational explanation that accords with the laws of physics.
Gotta keep an eye on that one.


























