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help® — Mindless consumerism has driven me to the brink!

January 6th, 2012
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It can be taken as an article of faith that if there’s a dumb idea with any chance of making money, sooner or later someone will try to exploit it. I was at Target buying sundry things the other day, when I came across a display of items designed to look like “Apps” for various minor ailments. Sort of like a cross between generics and plastic junk:

Somehow, I doubt this will turn into the Next Big Thing. Help® — I just took a razor and slashed up my inner arms!

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